Quotes, Quips & In-Jokes
For your entertainment: here's a collection of quotes taken from various games, socials, and other events. Some of these are game-related; some are even in-character. Many are simply random. All are funny. Enjoy, and feel free to send additions to mariposakitten@gmail.com!
We worship the Mother in the Circle of the Crone
(We're paganistic hippies with some bondage gear on loan.)
In the good ol' Lancea Sanctum, we fulfill God's darkest mission,
The Dragons study vampirism - that's... sort of a religion(?)
Then there's the Invictus, who're pompous yet refined.
Or come and join the Carthians - we're kinda unaligned!- There is no situation that cannot be made more complicated by adding PC's to it.
- Let he who is without a rock cast the first stone.
- If you're going to save the world, you have to stop sucking!
- Holes, ho's, and cookies? Sounds like the next feature-length Party Favors production.
- You say your 5-point Allies helped you? Well, I have two 5-point Allies who say I win: Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson!
- Tentacles!
- Wait! We can't stop here! This is Simmons country!
- Why kill them with kindness when axes are so plentiful?
- I'm going to hell on the short bus...
- But we HAVE to kill him! He's... he's... an evil nuclear dragon terrorist from Iran!
- Ah, the Carthians. Didn't they just get their new t-shirts in from CafePress?
No Mortals in the Crossvenue Game!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED Class of 1999.
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what Daniel L***** tells you,
There's no mortals in the Cross Venue Game.. NONE!
Oh, there's Vampires in the Cross Venue Game,
but you don't want Vampires.. you want Mortals.
And there's NO mortals.. in the Cross Venue Game.
:: Music Starts.::
Don't go to clubs like I-Bar.
Sure, it feels safe inside; but what about
all those Vampires hanging outside hungry?
They know your stats are down cause you're drunk.
If a woman tells you she's a cultist, and looks like a receptionist, she's a demon.
If she tells you she's a cultist, and looks like a cultist... She's a damn evil goddess.
Ruktis, take off that silly-ass hat.
Xopa Kia couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes...
Sammy did some of that shit.
Young neonates - if you go to a gathering
and someone makes a insult, let it SLIIIDEEE...
Why spend the next twenty years in a box
cause someone called your sire a ass?
Mana - ain't nuttin' wrong with that.
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'
Remember this one thing: There is no Mortals in the Cross Venue Game.
::Sings.:: Ohh.. No mortals at the Cross Veenuuee.. Absolutely, positively, no mortals in the Croosss Veennuueee.. Ooh No.. Noo--Ooohh..
If homeless person has a funny sign...
he hasn't been homeless that long.
A Real homeless person (::Points to Chad::) is too hungry, to be funny.
Here's a background check for everyone:
Mastigos: You're gonna die
Mekhet: You're gonna die.
Moros: You're gonna die TWICE.
Gangrel: You're gonna die.
Daeva: You're gonna die f**kin'.
No one goes to Gathers for conversation.
If you've been dating a mage for four months,
and you haven't met his cabal, you are not his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing.
No matter what Daniel L***** tells you,
There's no Mortals at the Cross Venue Game...
NONE!- Wait! My common sense is tingling!
- Homeless people? No one cares about homeless people! That's why they're homeless!
- "Just think of me as the voice of your conscience."
"Conscience, hmm? Feh. I killed that years ago."
"Yeah? Well, it came back black." - Friends don't let friends divide by zero.
- "Well, you see, Holly, when a man loves a woman... and her feet... very much, and has a lot of disposable income..."
- "Wait. What do you mean, my Herd doesn't work?"
- "Of course, you can't just shoot someone because they have an ugly tie
on, cause that means you're depraved."
"No, it means you have good taste."